Things you hear while under the ground

"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse) 08/24/2015 at 15:56 • Filed to: Underground, Metro, Tunnelbana

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I sometimes find myself travelling in a subterranean fashion and your hear things. Over and over again. Now, we all know where these are, don’t we?

Mind the gap. (repeated ad nauseam)

Tack för uppstanding mellan vagn och platform när du stiger av

Attention a la marche en descendant du train

KnowsAboutCars > Cé hé sin 08/24/2015 at 16:08

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And in the world’s northernmost metro: nothing. Only the stations are announced.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Cé hé sin 08/24/2015 at 16:15

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Riding the underground is one of my least favourite things. I enjoy giving blood and going to the dentist ten times more than riding that thing.

Ash78, voting early and often > Cé hé sin 08/24/2015 at 16:19

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“MMRPHHH MRM ARPH RPHH FFFFFF!”

/nyc

Ilike_cougars > Ash78, voting early and often 08/24/2015 at 16:32

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Delay on the Q train?

Where have all the lightweights gone? > Cé hé sin 08/24/2015 at 16:38

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*Ding Dong* “Doors Closing”

Hermann > Ilike_cougars 08/24/2015 at 16:39

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I think it was “Mind the gap"

Where have all the lightweights gone? > Where have all the lightweights gone? 08/24/2015 at 16:40

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wiffleballtony > Cé hé sin 08/24/2015 at 17:04

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The sound of a homeless person urinating.

Cé hé sin > KnowsAboutCars 08/24/2015 at 17:41

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What, you don’t have gaps to mind or step over?

Birddog > Where have all the lightweights gone? 08/24/2015 at 18:27

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Then the sound of the weird guy in back fapping.

Where have all the lightweights gone? > Birddog 08/24/2015 at 20:21

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Fapping, spitting, pissing, whatever...

Birddog > Where have all the lightweights gone? 08/24/2015 at 20:24

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Sounds like you’re a frequent flier.

Where have all the lightweights gone? > Birddog 08/24/2015 at 20:28

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If someone isn’t doing one of those things, there’s someone always asking you for change or to use your phone b/c theirs died.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Cé hé sin 08/25/2015 at 09:43

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i’d try and give you a sample of the Melbourne’s public transit announcements but they’re always garbled!